Fried
Crispy. Loud. Slightly too much salt.
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The pledge.
- I
I, the undersigned, affirm that the potato is good, generous, and probably smarter than most of us.
- II
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- III
I will choose a team. I will wear my truth. I will tag @potatopledge when the moment is right.
- IV
I will not, under any circumstances, refer to a potato as “just a starch.”
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Baked
Slow. Steady. Practically sedated.
Smashed
Chaotic. Rustic. A little broken.
Roasted
Sharp. Sarcastic. Char-marked.