All potato merch.
The results were, frankly, expected. Potato shirts, hoodies, hats, koozies, baby clothes, stickers. Made when you order. Free US shipping over $75.
Eat Sleep Potato Tee
The brand tee. No team, all spud. The one to grab if you're picking just one.
Eat Sleep Potato Hat
The brand cap. Embroidered, structured crown, six-panel. Wears in like a favorite.
Baked Hoodie
Team Baked. Heavyweight fleece, kangaroo pocket, drawstring. Built for the couch.
Fried Hoodie
Team Fried. Same fleece, hotter take. The hoodie equivalent of a basket of crinkle-cut.
Fried Sweatshirt
Team Fried crewneck. Mid-weight cotton blend, no hood, all attitude.
Baked Sweatshirt
Team Baked crewneck. The level above tee, the level below hoodie. Goldilocks zone.
Smashed Sweatshirt
Team Smashed premium crew. Heavier fabric, brushed inside, made to wear in.
Roasted Sweatshirt
Team Roasted crewneck. Char-mark vibes, full-coverage warmth.
Smashed Tee
Team Smashed. Chaotic, rustic, a little broken. Heavyweight cotton, soft hand.
Fried Tee
Team Fried. Crispy, loud, slightly too much salt. The shirt agrees.
Roasted Tee
Team Roasted. Sharp, sarcastic, char-marked. Soft hand, sharp print.
Baked Trucker Hat
Team Baked snapback. Mesh back, foam front, that breaks-in-perfectly trucker shape.
Baked Bucket Hat
Team Baked bucket. For sun, festivals, and committed bit-takers everywhere.
Potato Squad Hat
For the dedicated. One-of-one cap; if you know, you know.
Tater Tot Onesie
Baby tot, big spud. Soft cotton bodysuit, snap closure. Pledger-in-training.
Couch Potato Onesie
Self-explanatory. Soft, dignified, requires zero ambition.
Small Fry Onesie
Team Fried, baby edition. Future basket-stealer.
Fried Swimsuit
Team Fried one-piece swimsuit. Pool-day commitment to the bit.
Other Beer is a Potato Koozie
Foam koozie, all-over print. The koozie equivalent of a TikTok comment.
Drink's Still Cold Koozie
It is, in fact, still cold. Foam koozie, full-print.
Sauced Koozie
Sauced. Foam koozie. Self-fulfilling prophecy.
Fried Sticker
Team Fried, 3 inches of vinyl. Goes on laptops, water bottles, slightly bad cars.
Potatoes Before Politics Bumper Sticker
The official Spudvolution platform, in bumper-sticker form. Universally understood.